3 Important Stages of a Woman’s PMS You Should Know

The first question that pops up your head now is “there’s 3 of them?” before we go any further, let me give you a simple definition on what is PMS.PMS = ‘Period Monster Syndrome’. Just kidding. PMS (according to Wikipedia),

PMS is a collection of physical, psychological, and emotional symptoms related to a woman’s menstrual cycle.

To understand more, read the full article here.

Why should you know?

If a volcano is about to erupt, dont you think you should be prepared? No offence, but a woman going through PMS can be hot like a volcano. And I dont mean ‘hot’ as in physical ‘hot’. I talk about how to deal with PMS later on my next post.

In the mean time, why dont we get to know the three stages of  a ‘volcano erruption’…i mean…women’s PMS.

Stage one : Pre-PMS
As you have guessed it, yes, this happens a week earlier than the actual PMS. This is the most ‘dangerous’ time because at this is time that she can get mad easily (or sad depending on the mood). The worst part is, most guys dont have a clue and they keep asking themselves “What did I do wrong today”. Wake up and check the calendar guys,not ‘the calendar’, HER calander. Its coming.

Stage two : PMS
This is the stage where guys should behave as best as his can. Not to run into any engagements, not to have dinner with a friend (who happens to be another woman). Not to leave your dirty clothes around the house, etc. And its advisable not to plan for anything special. Unless you know what you’re dealing with and what to expect. Which is – dont expect much,pal.

Stage three : After-PMS
Yes, there is one. But it’s not as bad as the two earlier stages. This one is the transition where she might cool down a bit. More rational thoughts. She’ll be calming herself down (and calm yourself down too,you almost made it). This is the time for you to pull out your sleeves and come out with tricks on how to make her feel special.  Take her to a romantic dinner or something.

Each process will take about a week. If you think about it, a woman will go through PMS for as long as 3 weeks in a month. That left only one week for you to get lucky.

And you wonder why women are always complaining about something. It’s the PMS talking!

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